Face Sittin Fanatics 5 is a movie that will leave you as breathless as the lucky pussy juice covered actors that star in it.  The formula is very simple, but the heat is intense as these chicks in all five hot scenes are the type of sluts who know what kind of pleasuring they want, how to get it, and that a guys nose is a perfect fit for the crack of their ass while they ride his face.  They take advantage of this positioning and ride themselves to orgasm after orgasm in one of the most exciting movies of this sort that I have seen.

A lot of femdom type movies star chicks who obviously aren’t so much femdom as just simply man-hating dykes.  This is not the case with Face Sittin Fanatics 5.  The chicks in this movie, while they do enjoy using and riding and smothering these guys’ faces, obviously also love cock whether it’s sucking or fucking and the looks of enjoyment on their faces as they pleasure these guys and watch their loads shoot out of their cocks is simply priceless.  These are sluts who just completely enjoy sex and are perfect for this movie, especially because they also have some of the most rounded asses in the biz that just completely conform to the faces that they are sitting upon.  Five hard cum-shooting cocks-up for Face Sittin Fanatics 5 and I hope they make a whole bunch more.

Just like in the Nike Olympic commercials on TV, these chicks have got soul even though they aren’t soldiers, but in the world of porn unless you’re some paramilitary militia freak, that’s the way you want them…lots of energy for fucking but you don’t have to worry that they are going to slot you when they are done with you.  If Army of Ass 6 is up your alley for the type of porn you like, you also luck out because there is a whole series of Army of Ass movies and also thanks to the wacky fashions of the 1980’s if you hit an old porn archives you’re also bound to find a bunch of movies where the chicks are wearing camouflage pants and shirts.  Frankly I personally don’t care what a chick is wearing, cos by the time I’m done with them they aren’t wearing anything at all, but the makers of Army of Ass 6 do have consistent heat throughout their movie with this Army motif.

I tell you though…after watching this movie I am convinced that if the military hired chicks as slutty as this they would have no problems with exceeding any enlistment quotas that they have.  In fact, they would probably have more people in our military than China has in theirs…of course all our military personnel would be too busy banging these sluts in the ass to fight, but they would enlist.  These chicks in Army of Ass 6, even though they may be more of a platoon than an army, are certainly anal sluts all the way, and for those of you who dig that extra nasty on top of your already nasty scenes, there’s also some very hot ass to mouth action in this movie.  The actresses in this movie know that they are total sluts and are eager to prove it.  If the rest of the Army of Ass series are as hot as this, it’s no wonder they have been able to make so many.  A whole army of cocks-up for Army of Ass 6.

This is one of those movies for anyone who truly appreciates real hardcore porn and hey lets face it…anyone who digs porn should be going for the hardcore stuff anyways…porn is not something meant to just be dabbled with; it’s meant to be hedonistic gonzo sensory decadence and if sexual decadence seems like a mouthful to say to you then be happy cos it can be abbreviated to two initials: D.P.  There are no chicks as sexual and hot as sluts who not only love sucking and fucking cock but also get off most when every hole is filled and guess what ?  That’s what Fantastic 40s DP Gangbang 2 is made of.  The sex craved nympho in this movie is a cock loving milf who is a pro at getting filled every way that she can.

Fantastic 40s DP Gangbang 2 is one of those porn movies that you can just dim the lights, pull out your favorite lube or whatever you use and kick back and just totally watch some sluts get off and get the dudes in this movie off with some of the most extreme slut sex you have ever seen.  There isn’t anything that this chick won’t do and she goes the full mile (and a half) to show that she is also innovative; for instance jacking one guy’s cock with a shoe while wearing it and his cock between the heel and sole…while sucking cock at the same time.  Often you see these babes in gangbang movies who look exhausted after the first five or so guys…Not in Fantastic 40s DP Gangbang 2.  Here it’s like the more orgasms that this slut has the more she gets into it and the more cum she makes fly the hotter she gets.  So if you all out gonzo slut action with a woman who may be a bit more mature than usual but also sluttier than any teen or tween this is a movie for you.  Three Very hard cocks-up for Fantastic 40s DP Gangbang 2 and although it lacks Jessica Alba it’s still much more fun than Fantastic Four 2.

Now generally I think that Porn with a storyline is a waste of time that could be spent jacking off to real porn which are pure gonzo fuckfest films.  Sometimes there is an exception to this…some of the old school 70 films like Behind The Green Door, Debbie Does Dallas etc. because the stories are solid or amusing..othertimes an exception can be made for storylines in porn because the action is just so incredibly intense and the chicks are ultra-hot and super-slutty.  Love and Bullets falls under the exception that makes a storyline allowable through that second loophole.  The babes in it are lean tanned fuck machines with curves in all the right places and an obvious love for sucking, fucking and being on film.

Now if you try to actually follow this story let me warn you that it isn’t very well constructed and is more a way of moving scene to scene and setting up the actual fuck scenes so you won’t exactly find a cohesive plot even as good as many daytime soaps…but if you ignore the story except to maybe enjoy the setup for the fuck-scenes you are sure to have something better than a story anyways…unless it’s the story you tell about how hard Love and Bullets made you cum when watching it.  Raunchy pool room action with a vixen that drips sex appeal…super hot sluts doing what they do best indoor and outdoors…chicks exploring each other as well as sharing some good times with a lucky sherrif…these are the things that dreams are made of and these sluts bring those dreams to life in this movie.  Four bullet shooting cocks-up for Love and Bullets.

Okay, to a certain degree, just like with Affirmative Action policies throughout North America, I agree with women’s liberation, female entrepreneurship and chicks getting a chance to play at being bosses and acting like men…I kinda picture it like they’re doing the grown up version of playing ‘dress-up’ when you see these women running these companies and being the boss.  The refreshing thing about the chicks in Boss Bitches 14 is that, even though they are way more physically extreme than any Affirmative Action Women’s Lib type that I’ve seen, they are also obviously porn company manufactured bimbos who ARE playing dress-up (or maybe it would be called dress-down).

Either one on one or with two of these sluts both going to town on the dude they are with they are certainly chicks that run purely on sexual energy and their high sex drives have added some pretty extreme kinks to their play.  Fortunately the guys that they pwn (that means an extreme owning for those of you who are non-gamers) seem to totally get into having these chicks fuck their asses as well as be fucked by them.  These sluts show us some new ways to make a sandwich (extra mayo) and are as vocal as they are viciously vivacious while getting off…and they cum while fucking as well as being fucked.  I mean talk about sexual sluts the ones in Boss Bitches 14 rule the day.  Though I prefer my ass as an exit only 1 way traffic tunnel I have to admit this movie and the intensity it has rock on so many levels that it gets a throbbingly submissive four cocks-up.

We are Siamese if you please….badump bump bump…We are Siamese if you don’t please..badump bump bump..Do you see that thing swimming round and round; Maybe we can reach on in and make it drown; If we sneaking up upon it carefully; There will be head for you and a tail for me…Man do you remember those freakin evil Siamese Cats from Lady and The Tramp ?  They were freaking satanically evil and Disney I’m guessing used it as some kinda metaphor to show us that while Oriental Women are very sensuous, seductive and very pleasing to the touch they can also be downright devilish…which yes can be a good thing in bed but be on guard.  Anyways the Bejing Olympics are in full swing so let’s take a look at some hot Oriental sluts and see what we judge their bedroom gymnastics routines at.

Now though the title is a little mixed up since it implies that these oriental orgasm-machines are the ones with Lollipops instead of being the ones enjoying the lollipops that they obviously crave sucking on and savoring I’m guessing that understanding this misnomer is one of the mysteries of the orient.  The chicks in this movie have all the mystique and legendary seductive sexiness that everyone associates with them and if sex were an Olympic sport this year they would certainly be in running to bring home the gold (except that they are at home this Olympics already).  While not one of the most intense movies I’ve seen, the heat from the sex scenes and exotic slut factor gets Asian Lollipops 6 four Olympic sized cocks-up.

First of all, before I tell you about this movie, would somebody mind telling me what the hell is up with everything, including porn things, being given acronyms…okay MILF for Mother I’d Like to Fuck is funky cool and all that as well as having worked itself into an almost iconic acronym.  But GILFA on the other hand sounds like either something made by the United Nations or an International Golfing Tournament.  But okay I guess we can make an allowance for this one because GILFA stands for Grannies I’d Like to Fuck Anally, and I guess the acronym is a little less hair-raising to hear.

You hear a lot of people talk about how younger pregnancies and teen mothers are so tragic, sad, pick a negative adjective but I guess even if GILFA is not everybody’s cup of tea at least it shows that in the long run there can be at least one good consequence of younger mothers…younger grandmothers than there used to be.  The sex itself if you dig women in their late 50’s and older or if you follow the Frank Sinatra rule for a woman you don’t find fully desirable (putting a paper bag over her head) is surprisingly hot, but I guess that could be partly attributed to the fact that these women have probably not been laid like this in a long time.  These guys really seem to get off on the chicks being older, or maybe a lot could just be said for experienced skills cos they sure give them a pounding and reward them with some pretty heavy loads.  GILFA isn’t what I’m into for another twenty years or so, but in all fairness I will give it three solid cocks-up for being a solid porn movie.

Hey hey hey….Na Na Na Gonna have a good time…Hey hey hey…Bill Cosby, Fat Albert and the rest of the Cosby kids would have loved this movie as much as they love Jell-o Chocolate Fudge Pudding.  We’ve all heard the term ‘Big Black Mama’ and that’s what Black Chunky Chicks is all about…..pussy by the pound and chocolatey goodness a-round and a-round with a Vanilla twist in the middle as the second scene has a negress nympho getting her mouth and pussy crucified by a guy that looks like Jesus. (no not little baby jesus that Will Ferrel likes; I mean dirty hippy Jesus that Peter Fonda likes.)  Just like the Fat Albert show you also get to learn a lesson.  The lessons being a) a black slut is fun in bed (duh) and b) you can get more and deeper penetration action happening by using the bounce per ounce rule.

The first scene is definitely the hottest cos the black babe enjoying the fucking she is getting is totally a cock craver and also is one of those chicks that obviously loves getting off and showing off in front of a camera.  Also unlike the chocolate chicks in the other one she bares it all and gets off in flaunting what she has.  The other chicks while also hot and definitely slutty are too worried about covering their mid-riffs.  Cmon ladies….we arent blind, we can see that you are going to have big bellies from the shape of the rest of you and if you didn’t you would have a weird weird shape.  Also if you’re in a movie called “chunky anything” then obviously they didn’t care about the extra plumpness in the middle so strip down…let it all out…and totally show off what you have cos it’s part of what the audience wants to see…the more nudity the better.  Black Chunky Chicks is decent jackoff material if you dig the big tits or the big babes or just the inter-racial aspect; genuine ghetto booty here so Three fat cocks-up for Black Chunky Chicks.

Get your rain-slickers and gum-boots or hip-waders on before you come along any further on this review…Arrr there be big wet waves and torrid typhoons ahead matey. Goosh & Gush is one of the hottest and wettest squirting movies I’ve seen. The chicks are not the hottest but the gushing orgasms make up for it. There is just something extra hot about a slut that cums so hard and lets it all out when she cums so that she squirts as hard and as far and as soaking as any guy splooging his load.

My only problems with this film were firstly that it’s just too short. If you get some sluts as hot for cock and fucking and cumming as these chicks are for gods sake milk it for all you can and let them cum over and over again…multi-orgasmic capabilities = let them have multiple orgasms. Secondly they were not that hot…there are plenty of hot looking chicks out there but like I said the wetness and intensity made up for these minor defaults and Goosh & Gush gets Three soaked pussyjuice covered cocks-up.

Obviously these incredibly dirty nasty super-sluts in Its Too Big were never told the title, cos even though the cocks that they take may be too big for your average White Angle Saxon Protestant homemaker wifey…they are the perfect size for these nasty nymphomaniacs and probably a couple of these extreme sluts could do with even a little bit more.  The producer of this movie is Wildlife Productions and they are very aptly named as this is some of the wildest most energetic porn I’ve seen lately.

The action in this movie is as lengthy as it is intense and these are sluts who KNOW they are sluts and obviously get off on showing us just how nasty they can be.  Its Too Big doesn’t limit itself to only one category or niche either…inter-racial action, double penetration (and getting a DP from these cocks is a slamming experience that these sluts are going to continue to feel for a few days afterwards.  Also even though the babes in this movie are totally into cock and crave the big ones they are certainly not adverse to getting down and dirty with each other while taking turns riding on these humongous sausages and smoking these smokies.  If you like porn that’s intense and driven with a nasty full-on slutty overture then Its Too Big is a do not miss.  Four out of Five cocks-up from me…only thing they coulda done better would have been some gangbang action on these sluts with those huge fucksticks.